Haven't Kek'd this hard in awhile
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Cl Anonymous ) : 39 .
3. story time autism
g. " 'we' re talking full blown. , , Texan redneck
Allive 2 miles from nearest human and 10 miles from nearest town
waatching shitty reality TV one evening
Imshark naked we Texan summers and my wage ass can' t afford NC
mat about , hear car pulling up in driveway
Maak out window, see shitty Toyota bovered in graffiti
teenagers in what I' m guessing was supposed to be "scary" clown attire file out
small string of vandalism in looll news, lightbulb goes off
grab rifle, throw on nearest pair of boots and quietly go out back door
start caroling around trailer hoping to omen the little faggots in the am
shear some indistinct talking on side opposite mine, figure it' s my chance
dramatically jump out with rifle up and start thinking of something imposing to say like ‘wanna die?“ or ‘fuck you"
stage 5 autism kicks in, my brain fuses the two, and I shout at the top of my who "WANNA FUCK?"
look down and realize all the adrenaline has made my member fully erect
how it must look from their perspective
he 613" Mass with an , a woody, and wearing nothing but cowboy boots has just asked them to fuck
erl have NEVER seen anything haul ass faster in my entire life
vandalism on the news for a couple weeks